Sunday, January 15, 2006

Law Pageant!!

For the longest while, aren't you itching to know who the Law Pageant contestants are? (Ahem, excuse me, can't you at least be a lil' more polite and PRETEND that you are about to suffocate if I release the list a minute longer..)

ALRIGHT! Enough. No thanks for not even trying. *sigh* But anyway, keep your eyes peeled. THE list is just right before you…

The names of the SEVEN most handsome Law Is are…
Jared Kok
Nabil
Jared Chen
Zhuo Wenzhao
Hanting
Elan
Ricky Kim

The names of the SEVEN most beautiful Law Is are...
Jamie He
Andrea Ong
Andrea Lie
Audrey Lim Fang Yun
Rachel Chow
Dolly Er
Chrystle Quek

Disclaimer: Not in order of err... degree of err...“good-lookingness”.

Oooh... you people must also know that Freddie and I had a hard time deciding whether to increase the number of finalists to the magic SEVEN because we actually wanted fewer than that. But because they are all so sporting and extremely gorgeous and just so that I need not use my already heavily damaged brain (I mean, you can’t blame me for taking the easy way out since law school tortures you with a severe brain haemorrhage whenever the exams are near), we decided that we should just increase the number la huh.. And then again, it was a wise decision because we get to see more babes and hunks parading around in amazingly pretty and *ahem* small *ahem* pieces of cloth THAT MAKES YOUR EYES POP OUT! (oh bother, now I sound like a pervert. But nah, trust me.. the clothes are frigging beautiful… and trust me, they will be decked out in the finest!!)

[To my pageant contestants who are fearful of bulging tummies and the works.. ahh, go and work out la huh. If not, take the easy way out and gorge the one with the male boobies or the one with the most defined abs or the slimmest of all with lotsa new year goodies – especially since we are also selling them - in the hope that you can create an illusion that you have slimmed down. However, if all else fails, NEVER FEAR! Hurhur. You can always go to West Mall and try galloping on that machine for hours on end.. and for free too!]

Anyway, I think you guys have had enough crap from me. So till then..

Practise walking like a cat!

April.
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